TimberlyFlowers
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Scrapbooking Addict |
| Location | Wichita, KS |
| Interests | Scrapbooking, Poker, Dean Koontz, Fishing, Nature Trails, Photography... |
| Favorite movies | Once upon a time, in a land called HopVille, there was a bald frog named Mr. Bald Frog. He was willing to get hair plugs, but he had no hair elsewhere for transplanting, so alas that would not work. He found a hair club for men...but not for frogs. What was poor Mr. Bald Frog to do? |
| Favorite music | He had lost all hope and was just about to end it all by jumping off of the Main Street Brdge when Miss Black Sheep happened to wander by. She said to Mr. Bald Frog, "Mr. Bald Frog, whatever are you doing up on that bridge? Come down at once and tell me what has your panties in a bunch!" Mr. Bald Frog replied with a tear in his eye, "Miss Black Sheep, I am tired of being shunned by all of the other neighorhood frogs who have luxurious locks of golden hair. They ridicule me and insinuate that I have a deficient level 'frogginess' in comparison to them. I simply cannot tolerate another bald joke, or snicker behind my back. |
| Favorite books | I*ve searched for a wig high and low and RiteAid doesn*t carry the rare Rogaine-frog formula. So, I*ve concluded that the only suitable resolution to my conundrum is to jump off of this bridge and end my pitiful excuse of a life." Miss Black Sheep said to Mr. Bald Frog irritatedly, "Stop being such an overdramatic pansy. Can*t you see that I*ve got plenty of wool to spare?" Then she took her clippers from her Louis Viutton and fashioned Mr. Bald Frog the most fly afro he had ever seen. "Thanks Miss Black Sheep! I don*t know why I was trippin'!? I look tight fo* shizzle! Well, I gotsta bizzounce on outta here. Peace!", Mr. Bald Frog exclaimed. Miss Black Sheep saw how fine Mr. Bald Frog looked with his fly new *do and off the hook moves, so, she jumped his froggy bones right there before he could hop away and they made a major love connection. After they shared a cigarette they hopped on down to the courthouse and became Mr. & Mrs. Fro Frog and had lots of tiny little nappy haired tadpoles. Today, all of the frogs in HopVille are sporting sweet looking afros thanks to Mr. & Mrs. Fro Frog! |