AwakenCadaver

About me

Gender Male
Occupation Porn Star
Location CityThatRhymesWithFun, Saskatchewan, Canada
Introduction There is too much.. yet not enough.
Interests Gaming, music, sleeping, eating, da bitchez, moshing, causing a scene in public places... O_o
Favorite Movies Just about anything but Twilight cause it fucking sucks. (:
Favorite Music Death metal, Deathcore, Hardcore, Metalcore, Grindcore, Punk, Techno, ... gansgta rap.
Favorite Books I wait for the movies.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

I will do what every man usually does when they want to cover up and odour: AXE BATH. No one could figure out my identity as the Dandelion Smelling Lie Guy if I smell like Axe Touch.