Bitter Betty

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Corporate Slave
Location San Diego, CA
Introduction If I got a life who would watch my TV?
Interests I like to vacation in Rangoon and frolic naked in leech-infested ponds. At night I enjoy sticking my tongue on a live 12 volt battery after I've pet my kitty for awhile. If you bore me I will slap you.
Favorite Movies Anything that doesn't make me puke.
Favorite Music Anything that doesn't make me puke.
Favorite Books Anger Management and How to Get Away with Murder.

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Because I punched you in the face.