Alec Beattie

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Mature Student
Location	Scotchville, Scotland, United Kingdom
Introduction	No longer a mature student nor exhibiting maturity regarding anything really. I've given up on being done for defamation by some shithead celeb and now concentrating on being the first person to be banned from appearing on Come Dine With Me.
Favorite Movies	Anything with aliens or zombies or monsters or nude people humping. Stuff like, Aliens, King Kong (b&w version), Cloverfield, Terminator, Predator, the Coens, and stuff. I also like, Family Guy, American Dad, and, Southpark, and stuff., Also, Tarentino, Hitchcock, Wenders, Clint Eastwood, Horror, Artsy-Fartsy, Sci-Fi
Favorite Music	Too numerous to mention. I fucking hate metal tho'. And country. And r'n'b. Come to think of it I listen to 6Music a lot 'cos it saves me the bother of choosing from my huge collection of tapes and cds and stuff I've illegally downloaded or nicked. Or, The Smiths, Kate Bush, Belle and Sebastian, The Delgados, Blur, Radiohead, Nick Drake, Sleeper, Garbage, too numerous to mention really
Favorite Books	Anything by, Alan Warner, Morvern Callar, Iain Banks, The Bridge, Alistair Gray, Lanark, Will Self, Dorian. I also like biographies of fuckwitted dictators like, Stalin, Mao, Hitler.

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

A mayonaisse 'dressing'. Ha ha ha ha.