I can't make this up
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Domestic Engineer |
| Location | White sand beaches, The Deep South, United States |
| Introduction | I love Jesus (but I do drink a little). Perfect Mother, Outstanding Wife, Gourmet Chef, Peace Corp Veteran, College Sorority Standards Board Chairman, Debutante of the Year - 1987, Pulitzer Prize Winner and all around Crazy Bitch. |
| Favorite music | Rusty McHugh, Journey, Crowded House, Amy Winehouse, Squeeze, Margaritaville Radio, College Mix 2 on my IPOD |
| Favorite books | People, US, Star, TMZ.com, Perez Hilton, |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
What kind of f-ed up questions are these?