Cranky Banjos
My blogs
- I'm missing Judge Mathis for this?
- Kentucky Fried Gaijin: Touring (and Detouring) on the Golden Route
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Lying |
| Location | Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | I am a human being with feelings, so keep your comments to yourself. I used to live in Kentucky; now I live in Illinois. Lincoln fucked up when he left the Bluegrass, but at least it's not Alabama. I carry an immeasurable burden to please you, but I don't want your pity. I wear a size 13 shoe. I wear a size 62 snowshoe. I wear two horseshoes. Give me coffee and leave me alone. I always wish I had more to say. |