Michael

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Gender Male
Location United States
Introduction I once pole vaulted the Grand Canyon, and the pole I was using wasn't even that good.
Interests comma splicing, infinitive splitting.
Favorite Movies land before time
Favorite Music booty dance music
Favorite Books cat in the hat

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

Have a close friend or cell-mate or whatever blow really hard in your other ear.