Occupation	Travelling Magician
Location	New York, United States
Introduction	Brittany is the goddess of cats, squirrels, and chocolate, sometimes represented in cave art in the form of a fully clothed sphinx. She traverses the countryside and oceans in a chariot drawn by three well-behaved housecats following a steak hanging from the hook of a fishing pole. She scales walls with her bare hands. She bends metal with her mind and cuts it with her teeth. She creates things out of nothing with occasional influence.
Interests	Words, books, writing, reading, making things, adventure, mythology, theater, costumes, travel, rock climbing, chocolate, tea, cats, squirrels, giraffes, carnivorous plants, socks, temporary tattoos, vibrant colors
Favorite movies	The Tenth Kingdom, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Down With Love, Amelie, Pride and Prejudice, V for Vendetta, The Science of Sleep, the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pan's Labyrinth, Casanova, Chocolat
Favorite music	Thursday, mewithoutYou, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Interpol
Favorite books	Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking-Glass, The Importance of Being Earnest, all things Oscar Wilde, Orlando, House of Leaves, Waiting for Godot, Watt, Rhinoceros, Jack, or the Submission, The Lesson, Three Plays of the Absurd by Walter Wykes, Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Ibid, Kafka's short stories, Edgar Allen Poe's short stories, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse, The Book of Ultimate Truths, Dangerous Laughter, The Hearing Trumpet

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Our school pool was not the place to skinny dip -- unless you wanted to get intimate with some soggy used band-aids suspended in the chlorine.