Jablonski
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Federal Debt Accumulator |
| Location | Seattle, Washington, United States |
| Introduction | What can I tell you about me that hasn't already been documented in the New York Times or the Economist? Judging by the number of times I've been quoted in these fine news journals(oh, about zero), there is quite a bit. However, I will refrain from boring you with the details. |
| Interests | Skiing, procrastination, thumb wrestling, creating the world's largest flapjack, discovering how many licks it actually takes to reach the center of a tootsie pop |
| Favorite movies | Hot Dog, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Shaft (the original, not this Samuel L. nonsense), ski movies, Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, Blues Brothers, City of God, Little Women |
| Favorite music | String Cheese, Umphrey's McGee, Stellastarr, Autobahn, any music that one can mud wrestle to (there's lots) |
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