Killian Rechs
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | Taste Tester. |
| Location | Consu, ME |
| Introduction | Killian Rechs once killed a Stegosaurus with a pencil. He interviewed with the local papers regarding that event, but the story was never published due to lack of photographic evidence. Killian still bears the scars from that traumatic battle. Killian now spends his days taking from Society in ways large and small. Old and used up, Killian recounts his adventures for you, the reader, to savor. |
| Interests | Social Engineering, Infant Theft, Premature Disclosure of Cinematic Finales, Unauthorized Use of Handicapped Parking Spaces, Detonation, Destruction, Shrugging Off Late Fees, Engaging in Sexual Relations With Co-Workers' Moms, Mowing People's Lawns Without First Discussing Cost of Labor, Double Dipping, Beating Women Savagely, Stealing from the Cookie Jar and Drinking on the Job. |
| Favorite movies | Stanislaw Lem's "Aw, Fuck it, None of this Happened", Grillby Varson's "A Rather Glum Day in the Financially Recessed Era", Everything Sexual I Ever Recorded onto 8mm, "Nun Fights" vols. 1-7. |
| Favorite music | Slapstick Shuttle Jockeys, Enema Crowd, The Funk and the Laser, Schuma Bregerst, The Duplo Block Five, Nightmare on Elmhurst. |