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About me

Gender Male
Occupation NHS slave
Location Newport, South Wales
Introduction Born, grew up and got tired of life in Devon. Moved to Wales and never looked back. Misanthropic, depressive, cynical and short-tempered - these are my best qualities. Music lifts me, inspires me, keeps me sane (ish)..
Interests Music, football/soccer, the intricacies of the English language, music blogs, intelligent conversation, reading.
Favorite Movies The Shining (the original Jack Nicholson one of course), Pulp Fiction, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Ray!, Being John Malkovich, Blazing Saddles, Trading Places.
Favorite Music Far too much great music in the world to possibly select favourites. Read the blog to find out.
Favorite Books X-Ray (Ray Davies autobiography), American Scream (Bill Hicks biog.), Wouldn't It Be Nice (Brian Wilson autobiography), 1984 (George Orwell)

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

Right, so this is the part where I'm supposed to make a witty comment about the "soles of my feet" or "knowing my plaice" is it? Pleeeaase...