Fidler!
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Beijing, Beijing, China |
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| Introduction | I’m a writer, a poet, a hopeless romantic, and a bit of a nerd. I fall in love easily with obsolete machinery and difficult women. I break all of my toys just to see how they work. Sometimes after that, they don’t and I write sad haiku about the pieces. Pieces are people too. Sometimes I make stuff up. In May of 2010, I dropped everything and moved from my home in Vancouver to China in order to hopefully “find myself”, whatever that means. As of this post, I’m still looking... |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I'll send the goat on a reconnaissance mission and play with the slinky until he returns. Then we'll share a bottle of whatever the best local red is and reminisce about the good old days of green grass and sunshine on the surface. Eventually, I'll probably eat him.