Lloyd Eliott Taylor
My blogs
| Occupation | Writer, photographer, philosopher, non-conformist |
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| Introduction | My name is Lloyd Eliott Taylor. Contrary to most people's judgement, I AM NOT A BEAVER. I am, in fact, a groundhog, aka gopher or whistle-pig. I was born to a family of Amish whistlepigs on the banks of the ancient Monongahela River in Bunola, Pennsylvania. Once upon a time, I made my home in a beautiful garden in a hole under a turquoise swimming pool. All this changed dramatically one day when I found myself staring down the barrel of an air gun whilst making myself at home among some juicy tomato plants. In the interests of self-preservation, I now seek my fortune in the confounding clusterfart that is The World. Welcome. |
| Interests | travel, literature, fine tobacco, the tomato plant, whistle-dogging, amusing misanthropes, massage, flossing |
| Favorite movies | I can't go into these, I pee myself when I get overexcited |
| Favorite music | The clink of poker chips landing before me |
| Favorite books | A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. (I admire his misanthropic charm. Books like Fluffy Meets the Groundhog and the Adventures of Punxatawny Phil just twist my melon dammit.) |