Waiting For John
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Waiting for John |
| Introduction | Whilst waiting for John I pass my time staring at screen-savers, reading ingredient lists and old phone books. I encourage spam mail and try to make friends with the spammers. I count tiles, bricks and tins of soup and enjoy the sound of lawnmowers. |
| Interests | Watching things:, dripping water, flies, rain, the postman, trains & buses, washing machines, microwaves, counting things:, tiles, bricks, cans of soup, hairs, verifying old shopping receipts, picking at wallpaper, Going to bingo with old people, Writing celebrity suicide notes, |
| Favorite movies | Computer screen-savers, spam advertisements, heart machine monitors, LCD displays, |
| Favorite music | Clocks, lawnmowers, lifts, traffic, running water, email alerts, |
| Favorite books | Spam mail, phone books, ingredient lists, electrical instruction manuals, Out of date timetables, barcodes, calendars, Free bingo cards, |