Gender	Female
Industry	Human Resources
Occupation	That Mean Lady
Location	Funtown, Ohio, United States
Introduction	I'm not much of a 'girly-girl', but I'm not a tomboy either, so I don't know where that puts me. I was raised by just my father, so I guess sometimes I think like guys do. At times, this makes for a very weird inner monologue... I have the attention span of a gerbil on amphetamines and I suck at holding grudges. I always forget I was supposed to be mad. I work in Human Resources (a breeding ground for monsters) and I'm a champion fidgeter.

Chicken monkey shoes?

I guess it would depend on if I planned to dance and how tall my date is. Different shoes have different purposes, you know. I'll bet a guy came up with this question... And the BETTER question is, which purse goes with them?