|Location||The Carolinas, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a fun loving guy with a sometimes twisted sense of humor. Other times I'm more boring than watching paint dry. Really depends on what mood you catch me in.|
|Interests||Anything and everything, just as long as it doesn't get me arrested, maimed, or killed.|
|Favorite Movies||Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Back to the Future II, Fight Club, Girls Gone Wild 18, Boondock Saints, The Matrix, The Notebook|
|Favorite Music||80s, Rap, Alternative, Rock, Pop, Classical, Soul, Jazz, Trance, emo, Arena Rock, Monster Ballads, Gregorian Chanting|
|Favorite Books||1984, The DaVinci Code, Animal Farm, Rich Dad-Poor Dad, Brave New World, Where's Waldo, Have A Nice Day, The Great Gatsby|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Escape? Hell, do you realize the amount of fun that I could have in that well? Toss in Vida Guerra and TiVo and I'm saying forever.