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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Maritime
Occupation Ninja Turtle
Location The Carolinas, United States
Introduction I'm a fun loving guy with a sometimes twisted sense of humor. Other times I'm more boring than watching paint dry. Really depends on what mood you catch me in.
Interests Anything and everything, just as long as it doesn't get me arrested, maimed, or killed.
Favorite Movies Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Back to the Future II, Fight Club, Girls Gone Wild 18, Boondock Saints, The Matrix, The Notebook
Favorite Music 80s, Rap, Alternative, Rock, Pop, Classical, Soul, Jazz, Trance, emo, Arena Rock, Monster Ballads, Gregorian Chanting
Favorite Books 1984, The DaVinci Code, Animal Farm, Rich Dad-Poor Dad, Brave New World, Where's Waldo, Have A Nice Day, The Great Gatsby

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Escape? Hell, do you realize the amount of fun that I could have in that well? Toss in Vida Guerra and TiVo and I'm saying forever.