Shoesharpener
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I'm not really a complicated girl, more a simple man. I like drinking, laughing and history. I tend to go on massive rants for ages, or just talk loads of bollocks quite quickly. I use both in my hectic schedule of laziness, which takes up most of my time. Now, don't start criticizing me for it, laziness is the cause of change. Gandhi basically just lazed about the place, so if you criticize me, you're a racist. And touch children. |
| Favorite movies | Airplane!, Princess Bride, The Expendables, Monty Python films, In Bruges, Zombieland, The Man Who Would Be King, Disney's Hercules |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Frankly, as long as it's not made out of a sarcastic material I'm fine with whatever. And probably to commemorate my victory at having an amazing body, or my achieving of a state of pure sexy.