My blogs

Blogs I follow

Industry	Technology
Occupation	Bit Wrangler
Location	United Kingdom
Introduction	Dracunculus is a small green foul tempered dragon disguised as an IT professional in The City. He has cancer. This makes him grumpy.
Interests	Setting fire to morons, sausages, dragons, atheism, libertarianism, computers, hacking, more sausages, mathematics, tea, setting fire to more morons
Favorite movies	Apollo 13, The Exorcist, Akira, Ran, Anything with Bodil Joensen in it
Favorite music	Bill Nelson, Japan, Gary Numan, Dubstar, Delphic, The sound of burning morons
Favorite books	"Justine" Marquis de Sade, "Venus in Furs" Sacher-Masoch, "Le Chant De Maldoror" de Lautremont, "Noddy Goes To Town" Enid Blyton

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Breathe on the fucking thing. Works for for removing the outer layers of fruit, mammals and most structures so long as you're a dragon.