Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Location	AR, United States
Introduction	In January of 2010 I made a big move from the surburban sprawl of Northern California to rural, small-town life in Northwest Arkansas. In October of 2010, I married the most awesome person I've ever met! We've got three dogs and for the time being, our brains. Those could go any minute, though.
Interests	Rooting for the Razorbacks, learning to enjoy sweet tea, reading, writing, being tall, reliving my golden years in college, talkin about Jesus!, cooking, hangin' with teens, cleaning, and teaching myself to be a good Southern wife.
Favorite movies	Doctor Zhivago, Cinderella
Favorite music	Anything with a banjo.
Favorite books	Joan Didion, Vonnegut, war stories, and chick lit.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Weak.