My blogs

About me

Gender	Male
Industry	Law
Occupation	Masturbationist
Introduction	I'm an attorney who specialized himself right out of job.
Interests	Mundane observations, rectal pogo sticks, finding a wing spot with no ESPN on the TV, spanking it raw
Favorite movies	Animal House, Office Space, Nappy Dynamite, Anal Invader VII (European release)
Favorite music	Singer-songwriter, Japanese schoolgirl panty dance riffs
Favorite books	Prince of Tides (gotta love a good tale of a tortured childhood), Eat This Not That (Bar Skank ed.)