Gender	Male
Occupation	Hahahahahahahahaha
Location	Anytown, USA
Favorite movies	The one where, all the fat men, wear dresses, and sing, Gregorian Chants
Favorite books	Books?, You mean the kind you read?

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made of celery, and commemorate cheese, No wait, it will commemorate ... yeah, cheese.