CFWNS
| Industry | Non-Profit |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Yellow SkySubmarine pilot, Monkeywrench Jockey, Anti-plumber,Ethogenic chemist, anti-banker, ethical guerilla |
| Location | the Chinese Farm, Magatama., Near Human Dystopia |
| Introduction | ...It's just that god-damned easy. Three quarters of the planet's got the whanga gut, but this crap is laying on the ground. What kind of a complete dork of a civilization stuffs up like this? Questions....Yes? ...Mr.Why? (Incompleteness wire service)..........(laughter from press gallery, HIM cracks laugh)...What's with all the frobnitz? (laughter, applause from press gallery) Kurt's getting all recursive with us.(laughter from press gallery) sorry; ah, to respond to your question, Mr. Why. The continued para-inconsistent logic diagonalization of a constructed statement of provability unprovable by a larger systems undecidable statements by extension of the original result's relationship to the liar's paradox in a larger para-militarized decided system simply produces frobnitz. The donut punchers can get uppity over that, and then I have to get out My crottling fork.(polite laughter from press gallery) .... ...fragment of an interview with HIM, uberschmizsion set in bar, Hell and region... |
| Interests | Chelly farmin', Bong chooglin, Coffee, Aviating, Temporal Displacement, Acid, cookin', and eatin', mushroom harvesting, general chemistry, astronomy, Domine, psychedelic pharmacology, nuclear physics, Monkey wrenching, Obsolescent nuclear bomb recovery, restoration and collecting, Surfing and fishing with Charlie, boats and planes and the glory of the Long Board, writing, hacking, kenjitsu, anti-armour defence, Long Bow, Marksmanship, C.R.Smith Trophy Shoot, watching the universe spin with my buddy's Virgil and Gramps Ho, figuring out what to do with a DC-8-61F full of money and guns, Just part of a normal day... |
| Favorite Movies | Pork lips Now!, Androids! The Movie, Pong is my life, The Gizo Chicken, Nothing Miraculous on 49.4354 Street, A Mosque is Bulldozed on Friday, The LABS Timers, Who shot the Toezer?, Strange Brewski, Gun Camera Highlights at Eleven, Life, the Universe, and Vindaloo, Spare Heads in Space, Its a wonderful life as long as it happens to some one else, BuOrd MN-6364B Delivery of Atomic Weapons by Light Carrier Aircraft 1959 |
| Favorite Music | Bob, Rasta Billy Skank, Green Rodeo Clowns, the Re-Kleining Hebes, Bongy Waters and the Incinerators, Eminence Fronta, BBQ Jones and the Defilers, The Soggy Cats, Metral! Machine your own SMG's from Truck Springs, Ragga Drop on my Mark, The Farty Towels, PickleSwitch and the Carpet Bombers, The Rocket Pods, Automatic Rifle for the People, Elmo Pearsly, Dreadnought Dirigible, The Flowery Twats, Nendai no shojo |
| Favorite Books | Dick and Jayne's big cluster fuck, In the distance a toad farted ominously, Calibrated Neutron Logs for Geologic Vertical Profiling, Little Bunny Foo Foo and the Big EOD Adventure, The Fan Man, On the Ho Chi Minh Trail, Dr. Zorch's Green Eggo and Spam Luau, On Thermonuclear War and other bed time stories for the modern age, Anything by Bob, Bill, Herb, Herman and Neal, And the other Thing, A concise history of fucking time, Thomas the Tank and the APFSDS, Care and feeding of the RA-237-115PMU Thermonuclear Warhead, Get Some! Come on! Get Some! I am so fucking Bad! Recollections of a Hus door gun rider, John has a long Moustache |
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