The Blogging Alchemist

About me

Gender Male
Industry Accounting
Location Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Introduction Some have called me a thug. Others called me a saint. I guess that makes me a taint.
Interests Punk rock, submission wrestling, politics, and of course Tom of Finland orginal pieces.
Favorite Movies Jesus is Magic, Farenheit 9/11, The Corporation, Life of Brian, Penn & Teller:Bullshit, This Divided State, Fullmetal Alchemist
Favorite Music Crass, Screeching Weasel, The Dead Milkmen, MC Chris, NoFX, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, Propaghandi, Mike V. & the Rats, Boysetsfire, Blood For Blood, F.Y.P., Pansy Division, The Ramones
Favorite Books A People's History of the United States 1492 to Present, The Truth with Jokes, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, Killing Yourself to Live, What's the Matter with Kansas?, Legend, Infinite Crisis series, Punk is a Four Letter Word

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I use my cell to call Adam LaVey. That fucker owes me cuz he made me throw up at Crown N Anchor! Quickly hump goat before he arrives.