Phil Kelly
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Occupation | Cleaning shit out of cuckoo clocks |
| Location | Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I left school at eighteen years old with two "A" levels: One in Art, the other in Mathematics and subsequently got a job painting calculators. I currently live with my two rotweilers: Trebor and Hesseltine. |
| Interests | Tortoise shooting, playing the spoons, collecting motorbikes, entering D.H. Lawrence look-a-like contests. |
| Favorite Movies | 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dead Poets' Society, Sideways, West Side Story, "10", Woodstock: 3 days of Peace & Music, The Wickerman (1973), M*A*S*H, Citizen Kane, Jean de Florette, Cinema Paradiso, Mutiny On The Buses: The Director's Cut. |
| Favorite Music | Beatles, Bernstein, James Taylor, Bob Dylan, Mantovani, Herb Alpert, Miles Davis, Mozart Piano Concero No. 21, Mahler Symphony No.5, Beethoven Piano Concerto No.5 (Emperor), Anything by Ronnie Hazelhurst or "The Krankies" |
| Favorite Books | "The Cider House Rules"- John Irving, "Breakfast of Champions"- Kurt Vonnegut Jnr., "Far From The Madding Crowd" -Thomas Hardy, "The Grapes of Wrath"-John Steinbeck, "Sons and Lovers" -D.H. Lawrence, "Ham on Rye" - Charles Bukowski, "The Woman Who Walked Into Doors" - Roddy Doyle, "Ulysses"- James Joyce, anything by Danielle Steele. |
What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
I had a dream about Jimmy Tarbuck being eaten alive by a pack of Scottie dogs