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Introduction	I will be chronicling different experiences in drinking or "CockTales" along with my reviews of different forms of alcohol that are off the beaten path from my usual selections (Bud Light/Ron Rio Rum). My alcohol rating system will be based on 5 key factors, on a scale of 1 - 5. 1 being garbage, 5 being perfection. 1. Taste: does it taste good or does it taste like rubbing alcohol? 2. Price: not just is it reasonably priced but does the quality and volume match the pricetag? 3. Novelty: is this drink special, would I bring it to a party or tell my friends about it? 4. Hangover Factor: how bad is the hangover? 5. Drunk: happy drunk, sleepy drunk, fun drunk, sexy time drunk? Warning, CockTales and Reviews is a freeflowing narative that sometimes touches on mature subjects.

Introduction

I will be chronicling different experiences in drinking or "CockTales" along with my reviews of different forms of alcohol that are off the beaten path from my usual selections (Bud Light/Ron Rio Rum). My alcohol rating system will be based on 5 key factors, on a scale of 1 - 5. 1 being garbage, 5 being perfection. 1. Taste: does it taste good or does it taste like rubbing alcohol? 2. Price: not just is it reasonably priced but does the quality and volume match the pricetag? 3. Novelty: is this drink special, would I bring it to a party or tell my friends about it? 4. Hangover Factor: how bad is the hangover? 5. Drunk: happy drunk, sleepy drunk, fun drunk, sexy time drunk? Warning, CockTales and Reviews is a freeflowing narative that sometimes touches on mature subjects.