Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Graphic Artist
Location	Chad
Introduction	Why do you need to know about me huh? Are you a stalker? Are you? ARE YOU? Huh?! Well too bad. Stop following me. For all my non-stalkers out there, I'm a paranoid conspirator theorist who THE GOVERNMENT IS OUT TO GET US OH MY GOD HIDE. Are they gone?
Interests	Shiny Objects, Art, Drawing, Shiny Objects, Sleeping, Eating, Snowboarding, Archery, Shiny Objects, Fencing, Swimming, Books, Video Games, Sleeping on Comfy things, Dancing like a fool.
Favorite movies	Shiny Objects, Theif and the Cobbler, Robin Williams Live on Broadway.
Favorite music	The Gorillaz, Smash Mouth, Nobou Uetsumadu, and random songs I find places.
Favorite books	Too many to count.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I start singing badly, pluck my bow like its a guitar, and shoot invisible arrows at yonder foes. (Their effectiveness is questionable.)