Laura
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | your mom's pimp |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | I'm fabulous. |
| Interests | more cowbell, traveling, cats, drinking wine, graphic design, talking shite, annoying my friends, photography, all things macintosh, eating cheese, nesting in my bed, LAUGHING, reese's peanutbutter cups, Scotland, NPR, people who walk to the beat of a different drum, thunderstorms, road trips, random acts of kindness, stila makeup, candles, morning becomes eclectic, bright bold flowers, the autumn weather, hoodies, good tunes and groovin to them, reading, chillin, my iPod, people watching, going to concerts, intelligent conversation (and sometimes not so intelligent conversation for a laugh), but my true passions in life are:, collecting lint for my very large lint collection, clubbing baby seals, pressing buttons on things, under water basket weaving, staring at the wall, painting ceramic statues of Barry Manilow and selling them on ebay, taking my blow up sheep out for dinner and drinks (cheap date), watching paint dry, pimpin out you mom, making the baby jesus cry, Beyonce's ass, creating the world's largest aluminium foil ball (send me your foil!), talking to my pet rock (his name is george), eating glue, watching infomercials at 3 in the morning, worshipping at my shrine to sex god Michael Bolton!! (one fine piece of ass you all must admit, rock the mullet!), invading Canada with my 5-person army for fun (usually takes about 15 minutes! wheeeee!), battling it out with the squirrels in my hood (they hate me! I'm a "marked" woman!)), midget tossing, riding the short bus drinking moonshine and banging my head against the window, itting love letters to Janet Reno (sexy bitch), hidng out in my front bushes with night-vision goggles on, making "art" out of mashed potatoes, plotting world domination |
| Favorite movies | Once, Borat, Office Space, Shawshank Redemption, Waiting for Guffman, Napoleon Dynamite, Walk The Line, Tommy Boy, Braveheart, Love Actually, Half Baked, Better Off Dead, Almost Famous, Elizabethtown, Magnolia, High Fidelity |
| Favorite music | Ray LaMontagne, Ryan Adams, J. Tillman, Patty Griffin, JJ Grey & Mofro, Elliott Smith, Damien Rice, Amos Lee, Muse, The Black Keys, Turin Brakes, Jeffrey Foucault, Jeff Buckley, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Iron & Wine, Breaks Co-Op, The Swell Season, As Tall As Lions, Starsailor, Jason Mraz, Beck, Ambulance Ltd, Coldplay, Arcade Fire, Jose Gonzalez, Keb' Mo', Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Fionn Regan, Sanders Bohlke, Tori Amos, Pink Floyd, David Gray, Depeche Mode, Great Lake Swimmers, Nickel Creek, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Radiohead, Bob Marley, The Beatles, Franz Ferdinand, Simon and Garfunkel, Scissor Sisters, Stereophonics, Brandi Carlile, The Postal Service, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Sufjan Stevens, Wilco, Grateful Dead, Citizen Cope, Joseph Arthur, Nick Drake, The Dears, Matisyahu, Foo Fighters, Chemical Brothers, Hot Chip, Travis, Toots & The Maytals, Aimee Mann, Robert Randolph, CSN, Rolling Stones, Josh Ritter, Smashing Pumpkins, Daft Punk, The Frames, Van Morrison, Marvin Gaye, Santana, Ben Harper, Tom Petty, Eva Cassidy, Bob Dylan, BB King, The Autumn Defense, Gorillaz, Beth Orton, Rusted Root, John Butler Trio, Gomez, Eisley, Damien Marley, Weezer, Band of Horses, Bloc Party, Dixie Chicks, HEM, Sarah McLaughlan, Kings of Convienience, Willy Porter, Tracy Chapman, Josh Stone, Johnny Cash, The Section Quartet, Lenny Kravitz |

