Ned Fosdick
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| Industry | Law |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Security Guard |
| Location | Coolsville, Mass |
| Introduction | I am a 4 foot tall home security technician. It seems recently that my job is no longer secure. I used to guard the front door, and i was good, real good. But the people who employ me recently decided that putting a lazy boy in front of the door would be sufficiant. I was moved across the room. I now guard a window, and a cat scratching post. I just don't feel like they even need me any more. |
| Interests | I have recently decided to seperate myself from home security. My new job is transfering funny. |
| Favorite movies | Anything with old timey women in chastity belts. |
| Favorite music | I don't know much about music but i sure as hell enjoy hearing my employers grumble in the morning when there alarm clocks go off. |
| Favorite books | I'm a little rusty on reading. |
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The wind would blow on my back and i would fall stiffly on top of you.

