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Industry	Law
Occupation	Security Guard
Location	Coolsville, Mass
Introduction	I am a 4 foot tall home security technician. It seems recently that my job is no longer secure. I used to guard the front door, and i was good, real good. But the people who employ me recently decided that putting a lazy boy in front of the door would be sufficiant. I was moved across the room. I now guard a window, and a cat scratching post. I just don't feel like they even need me any more.
Interests	I have recently decided to seperate myself from home security. My new job is transfering funny.
Favorite movies	Anything with old timey women in chastity belts.
Favorite music	I don't know much about music but i sure as hell enjoy hearing my employers grumble in the morning when there alarm clocks go off.
Favorite books	I'm a little rusty on reading.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

The wind would blow on my back and i would fall stiffly on top of you.