Signal to Noise
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I'm a hack writer in my mid-20s opining on anything and everything that intrigues, angers, or simply confuses me. |
| Interests | sports, music, politics, media, history |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
"Dear Auntie: thanks for the new bong. Love, your favorite nephew."