Tim Simmons

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About me

Location U.S. Virgin Islands
Introduction Wrote the book Mensa for Dummies. Directed the scathing climate change movie "Stop the cows from farting" Is the worlds tallest midget.
Interests Helping women beat sexual addition. Insider trading....seriously if anyone has an tips let me know!
Favorite Movies Anything that starts with "Debbie Does", I saw "SAW" and rented "RENT"
Favorite Music Black eyed peas, Humble Pie, Cream, Bread, Mashed potatoes and gravy. Man I'm hungry
Favorite Books Anything that has been made into a movie.

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

Everything I do is "Win, Win"