Biff
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer/Humorist/SmartAss |
| Introduction | Biff Mitchell lives at the edge of the world. He has no life. He has no friends. Neighborhood children throw stones at his hovel. At night, Biff throws stones at his hovel. Someday Biff plans to write a book about a man who lives in a hovel that is stoned daily by neighborhood children who—through some magical twist of events—turn into snowmen. When Spring arrives, the man’s house melts. |
| Interests | Watching time. Catching sleep. Capturing thoughts. |
| Favorite Movies | The ones in which everybody is right back where they started at the beginning, like this one: http://www.cinemasense.com/Reviews/Commitments.htm |
| Favorite Music | Wind blowing through leaves. Quick stream babbling in the morning. Buzz of first flying insect after a long winter. |
| Favorite Books | Totally serious books that don't blow their noses on their reading public. |