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Introduction	With perhaps the most androgynous name in the book, Riley has mastered the art of acting the boi. At the seasoned age of 30 (plus two), she has resided in numerous states, experiencing (and batting off) lesbians across the country. From the football field to the stage… the cubicle to the bar stool… the locker room to the boardroom… Riley encapsulates all forms of a highly-attractive lesbian woman. Who better to offer advice than this boi who has been sprouting out rainbows for over three decades? WITH THE SECOND-MOST androgynous name in whatever book Alex is reading, this girl manages to break hearts of men and women alike. Every living being is drawn to her irresistible charm, or it could just be that she smells so damn good. To make matters worse, she’s ridiculously hot and could still run your ass into the ground on the athletic field of your choice. She’ll then immediately think of something witty to say, leaving you stuttering, and without any comebacks. While drooling on yourself. Lesbians, flirt with her if you dare. We’ll mop up your trail of tears.

Gender

Female

Introduction

With perhaps the most androgynous name in the book, Riley has mastered the art of acting the boi. At the seasoned age of 30 (plus two), she has resided in numerous states, experiencing (and batting off) lesbians across the country. From the football field to the stage… the cubicle to the bar stool… the locker room to the boardroom… Riley encapsulates all forms of a highly-attractive lesbian woman. Who better to offer advice than this boi who has been sprouting out rainbows for over three decades? WITH THE SECOND-MOST androgynous name in whatever book Alex is reading, this girl manages to break hearts of men and women alike. Every living being is drawn to her irresistible charm, or it could just be that she smells so damn good. To make matters worse, she’s ridiculously hot and could still run your ass into the ground on the athletic field of your choice. She’ll then immediately think of something witty to say, leaving you stuttering, and without any comebacks. While drooling on yourself. Lesbians, flirt with her if you dare. We’ll mop up your trail of tears.