Hillbilly Mom
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Teacher |
| Location | Missouri, United States |
| Introduction | I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them. |
| Interests | Reading, Writing, Arithmetic (no not really that is too much like work), ER the best TV show in the world, reality TV, making fun of people (my husband says) |
| Favorite movies | Scotland PA, Primary Colors, True Grit, The Trouble With Angels, Girl Interrupted, Lonesome Dove, The Cutting Edge, Empire Records, Heartbreakers |
| Favorite music | Niagara Niagara Sountrack, Lynyrd Skynyrd Gold & Platinum, Paul Simon Graceland, Liz Phair Whitechocolatespaceegg, Sweethearts of the Rodeo |
| Favorite books | The Stand, A Map of the World, The Glass Castle, Running With Scissors, House of Sand and Fog, Illusions, Gone With the Wind, Bleachy-Haired Honky B*#!@, The World According to Garp |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
I would lift my eyepatch, and gouge the gaping hole with my hook-arm or my peg-leg.