Terri Jones

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Gender	Female
Location	Inland Empire CA
Introduction	I am the IRON JESTER simple as 3.14159265. In my senior high school English class, we were assigned groups to write a soap opera. The group next to mine wrote me as a character. Instead of using my real name, Terri Fortney, they penned "Very Distortney." I took it as a dig then but now it's the highest compliment.
Interests	Doing stuff that's free - like going to the park, library, and playing board games that you've had for years. Oh, and the Wii Fit. But we had to pay for that. So it's not actually free - but free to use. Once you've paid for it. Still fun nonetheless.
Favorite Movies	Coal Miner's Daughter, Napolean Dynamite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blues Brothers, Breaking Away, O Brother Where Art Thou
Favorite Music	Anything I can dance to or pretend to strum a guitar to and yodel.
Favorite Books	Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, Born Standing Up, Go Ask Alice, Dave Barry Turns 40, The Bell Jar, Walden Pond.

Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?

If they're conservative birds they listen to Rush. If they're liberal then they're up a creek.