matttttto
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Teacher... yeah! |
| Location | currently Oakland california, i have had a relapsing, remitting case of itchy feet, United States |
| Introduction | The writings here are 100 percent fiction and should not be held against me in my personal relationships, my court hearings or my career. Fucked-up imaginations keep the world spinning! Enjoy! I like to talk slowly, walk slowly and even swim slowly. I don’t think happiness is a lost cause and I appreciate people who are looking for it; I am looking for it. Like a shark-smelling a drop of blood, I have the uncanny ability to find humor in virtually every situation imaginable. I am really proud of this. I like people but am hyper judgmental and hypercritical. I like to make jokes at other people’s expense and like them to do the same to me; I try my best to embarrass my friends on a daily basis. I have found true happiness in friendship, laughter, music, women, bicycles, eating, learning, swimming, teaching, hiking, exploring the world and writing it all down. I have attempted to learn 3 foreign languages and plan to double that number before I die. To know me is to love me unless you lack intelligence or a sense of humor. I believe in something. I disapprove of selfishness, powerlessness, apathy and pessimism. I like dogs and I vote. |
| Interests | pink bicycles, blue bicycles, swimming pools, oceans, loud music, quiet music, the world, my house, onions, mushrooms, happiness, the pursuit, the destruction of the world, the destruction of arbitrary societal norms, the destruction of useful societal norms, sounding smarter than I am, sounding dumber than I am, guitar, Chinese shit, Latin shit, American Shit, books and shit, people. |
| Favorite movies | toy story, boogie nights, magnolia, sling blade, happy birthday, la ciudad, amores perros, memoirs of a geisha, pretty woman, a bronx tale, shawshank redemption |
| Favorite music | atmosphere, bob dylan, mana, manu chao, against me, alkaline trio, millencollin, orishas, ozo, silvio rodriguez, enrique bunbury, buena vista, gato barbieri, Jeff Buckley, gangstarr, the roots, Social D, tupac, OUTKAST, Flogging molly, kanye, common, brett dennen, coldplay, u2, beatles, ani, paul simon, james taylor, billy joel, aventura, punk rock, hip hop, bachata, classical, jazz, no use for a name, velvet underground, leonard cohen, jimmy buffet, wu tang, dave, bright eyes, guns n roses, misfits, rjd2, gipsy kings, rage, zion i, face to face, good riddance, strung out. |
| Favorite books | Orwell, hosseini, kingsolver, mccourt, eggers, hesse, sedaris, fuentes. |