My blogs

When a piece of bacon realizes that he personifies life

Blogs I follow

This is How I Feel. Sorry for Being Real.

The Relentless Pursuit

What a terrifcally underwhelming development.

About me

Location	Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, United States
Introduction	Hello world! If you have ever pondered on the thoughts and ideas of the piece of bacon you are about to ingest when you're about to eat that greasy, heart stopping burger, then you have come to the right place. Join me as I express what I see in the world and how I feel about said vision! As one can imagine, the life of a piece of bacon is not as simple as one would think. I see things, but acting upon them is harder than it seems. The most I can do is choke someone to death or kill them with my deadly grease. Even so, killing someone isn't on my plans. Thankfully, I now have a blog where I can express my anger and happiness!

Location

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, United States

Introduction

Hello world! If you have ever pondered on the thoughts and ideas of the piece of bacon you are about to ingest when you're about to eat that greasy, heart stopping burger, then you have come to the right place. Join me as I express what I see in the world and how I feel about said vision! As one can imagine, the life of a piece of bacon is not as simple as one would think. I see things, but acting upon them is harder than it seems. The most I can do is choke someone to death or kill them with my deadly grease. Even so, killing someone isn't on my plans. Thankfully, I now have a blog where I can express my anger and happiness!