Tara Alton
| Introduction | I think Rutger Hauer is still hot even though he is over sixty. I tell myself I should watch Bravo, but I usually end up watching TV Land. I wish June Cleaver was my mom. I've never had a manicure. I sleep to elevator music at night. I'm a vegetarian. I write erotica because it's in my head and it needs to come out. I'm a little passive agressive. I get migraines. I can't eat chocolate, one of my favorite food groups, because I get migraines. I get an actual high when I buy a book. I collect the following: Barbies, miniature animal statues and stuffed monkeys. I wish I was British. I like spin and puke rides at the amusement park. I have 13 tattoos. I have a crush on a cupcake. I've never had the slightest urge to bear children. I want to own a miniature Yorkie and a bunny, even though I already have a cat, guinea pig and hamster. I'm a travel agent who is afraid to fly. |
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