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|Occupation||Professional Bullshit Sifter|
|Introduction||I'm pretty much a kindred spirit of Palumbo or Rev. Josh. We all paid a lot of dues and came up together. Here's a fun fact: I get to wear a world-famous uniform every day at work. Me and my co-workers are the lowest paid celebrities in the world.|
|Interests||Firearms. Tactics. Not being killed/injured/maimed. Ohio State Football.|
|Favorite Movies||Pulp Fiction, Unforgiven, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, Predator|
|Favorite Music||I get weirded out when I consider that Pearl Jam is practically considered classic rock these days. White Stripes are good. Elvis is the King. I think Johnny Cash did more for my faith in Christianity than the Church could ever do.|
|Favorite Books||Wizard and Glass, Where The Red Fern Grows, Gulliver's Travels, Circle of Six, Old Man and the Sea, Punisher MAX entire series by Garth Ennis|
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
I'll die of a heroin overdose in a bathroom stall at Tavern on the Green in Central Park. That'll teach me!