Buck
My blogs
| Occupation | Professional Bullshit Sifter |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I'm pretty much a kindred spirit of Palumbo or Rev. Josh. We all paid a lot of dues and came up together. Here's a fun fact: I get to wear a world-famous uniform every day at work. Me and my co-workers are the lowest paid celebrities in the world. |
| Interests | Firearms. Tactics. Not being killed/injured/maimed. Ohio State Football. |
| Favorite movies | Pulp Fiction, Unforgiven, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, Predator |
| Favorite music | I get weirded out when I consider that Pearl Jam is practically considered classic rock these days. White Stripes are good. Elvis is the King. I think Johnny Cash did more for my faith in Christianity than the Church could ever do. |
| Favorite books | Wizard and Glass, Where The Red Fern Grows, Gulliver's Travels, Circle of Six, Old Man and the Sea, Punisher MAX entire series by Garth Ennis |
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
I'll die of a heroin overdose in a bathroom stall at Tavern on the Green in Central Park. That'll teach me!