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Occupation Professional Bullshit Sifter
Introduction I'm pretty much a kindred spirit of Palumbo or Rev. Josh. We all paid a lot of dues and came up together. Here's a fun fact: I get to wear a world-famous uniform every day at work. Me and my co-workers are the lowest paid celebrities in the world.
Interests Firearms. Tactics. Not being killed/injured/maimed. Ohio State Football.
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, Unforgiven, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, Predator
Favorite Music I get weirded out when I consider that Pearl Jam is practically considered classic rock these days. White Stripes are good. Elvis is the King. I think Johnny Cash did more for my faith in Christianity than the Church could ever do.
Favorite Books Wizard and Glass, Where The Red Fern Grows, Gulliver's Travels, Circle of Six, Old Man and the Sea, Punisher MAX entire series by Garth Ennis

You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?

I'll die of a heroin overdose in a bathroom stall at Tavern on the Green in Central Park. That'll teach me!