How to Party with an Infant
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer |
| Introduction | Buy my novel and I won't make fun of you on this blog. |
| Interests | Gum, cooking, drinking, shit-talking, |
| Favorite music | Common, the Roots, Boston |
| Favorite books | Lolita, East of Eden, Birds of America, The Great Gatsby, Tender is the Night, This Boy's Life, Cracks, Revolutionary Road |
If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
That is such a stupid question. That's something Chris Angel would ask, or any of those douchy magicians.