How to Party with an Infant

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Gender	Female
Occupation	Writer
Introduction	Buy my novel and I won't make fun of you on this blog.
Interests	Gum, cooking, drinking, shit-talking
Favorite Music	Common, the Roots, Boston
Favorite Books	Lolita, East of Eden, Birds of America, The Great Gatsby, Tender is the Night, This Boy's Life, Cracks, Revolutionary Road

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

That is such a stupid question. That's something Chris Angel would ask, or any of those douchy magicians.