The Kinky One
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Location | Bloom County, United States |
| Introduction | ...not as kinky as you might think. |
| Interests | Deviant behavior between consenting adults. |
| Favorite movies | Usual Suspects, Fight Club, |
| Favorite music | Muddy Waters, Trent Reznor, Mozart, Robert Johnson, Tori Amos |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie, Thank you so much for the beautiful, sweet cock....