Beagle Glutes

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Conservative (Quit Laughing!) Blogger
Location Nowhere Near the, Vatican City
Introduction I am a gay Catholic conservative/libertarian blogger who has become disillusioned with the Facist Nazis of the Bush Regime and have accepted Barack Obama as my Lord and Savior... but I'm still a conservative, it's just that I'm a REAL conservative who takes his marching orders from the DNC, unlike all those brainwashed phony neo-cons and Republicans!
Interests Barack Obama, Unprotected Gay Sex, Smearing Hockey Moms
Favorite Movies Brokeback Mountain, Le Cage Aux Folles, Sperminator 3-D
Favorite Music It's Raining Men, I'm Coming Out, Nearer My God To Thee
Favorite Books The Kama Sutra

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Why go swimming when you can hang out in the gym with all those sweaty jocks and their ripply muscles?