Gender	Female
Industry	Human Resources
Occupation	Ruler of the Universe
Location	The Land of the Rocky Mountains, United States
Introduction	Proud United States Marine Corps veteran! I am also a stay at home wife to the Hubby (who is an active duty Marine) and full-time Mommy to the Kid (who is five and a half and therefore thinks she's Princess of Everything). My favorite hobby is covering large areas of my body with tattoos. I also enjoy saying the F-word in place of an appropriate adjective. I love to read and I would do it more often if I could find a moment to ACTUALLY SIT DOWN! I wish my ex-husband would move to Antarctica. In my spare time I release all my stress and various family secrets into the interwebs, all for your viewing enjoyment. I am a complicated woman.
Interests	I love to cook, take the kid to the park, eat peanut butter straight from the jar, read anything I can get my hands on, and work out at the gym. I live for date night! I can't live without Diet Pepsi (for me) and Dora the Explorer (for the Kid).

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

Because I can't make quack-quack noises when I'm wearing my train jammies. Life isn't worth living without quack-quack noises!