Gender	Female
Occupation	Crazy cat lady
Location	Southwestern PA, United States
Introduction	Just your average SAHM, Betty-Crocker-Martha-Stewart wannabe. With lots of spice and a generous helping of snark thrown in for good measure. Wife to Whatshisname, mother to Thing 1, Thing 2, and Thing 3, caretaker of feline friends Jennycat, BittyKitty and Pansy. Occasional feeder (and frequent flusher) of goldfish.
Favorite music	Pretty much everything EXCEPT rap, classic country and elevator music. And opera. Opera gives me a migraine.
Favorite books	If it's bound between two covers, I will read it. I do not discriminate when it comes to books.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

Douse 'em with brandy and flambe.