Elise

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Gender	Female
Location	United States
Introduction	Keeper of 5 Monkeys(aka kids). The zoo keeper job requires; a full-time maid, personal driver, busy laundress, an adequate Chef/Baker, a patient Tutor/Teacher, a perky stylist, an accurate alarm clock, being a talented waitress, a nice nurse, a good referee, a sometimes handyman, a strong security officer, talented photographer, an impartial Counselor/Judge, "the" event planner, unappreciated personal assistant, an ATM, a killer of spiders, and a conqueror of monsters & the boogeyman. I don't get paid holidays, sick days or time off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. This job ain't for sissies! The perks are unlimited sticky kisses and hearty hugs. The occasional "I love you" and unique craft items on my special days. Our new dog needs a therapist and possibly Prozac. I seek to survive each day in this "Jungle of Life" with my sense of humor intact and a little bit of sanity left over for the next day. My goals are simple and my coping tactics have improved. I love my job!