|Location||Langley, B.C., Canada|
|Introduction||i'm an enigma... a mystery wrapped in a riddle|
|Interests||things which cannot be spoken aloud|
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
when one of us is either dead or i'm suddenly drinking strange cocktails in a lounge on the alien ship with yes-aliens all around me, trying to sell me universal insurance.