Johnnny

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Gender Male
Location United States
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Introduction Piano Ping Pong Pinochle Pool Proactive Postcocious
Interests BLOGSPOTS, BEAUTY SPOTS, BLIND SPOTS, DESPOTS, INK SPOTS, JOHNNY-ON-THE-SPOTS, NIGHT SPOTS, OPEN SPOTS, REMOVE SPOTS, SLICK SPOTS, SUN SPOTS, SWEET SPOTS, TROUBLE SPOTS, TV SPOTS, VACATION SPOTS, WET SPOTS
Favorite Movies AMADEUS, AMERICAN BEAUTY, AVIATOR, BEING THERE, BIRDCAGE, BOURNE, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, CARPETBAGGERS, CASINO, FARGO, FIGHT CLUB, GLADIATOR, GOOD WILL HUNTING, GRADUATE, GROUNDHOG DAY, HAROLD AND MAUDE, HEAVEN CAN WAIT, JERICHO MILE, LORD OF THE RINGS, MATRIX, ROUNDERS, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, SHINING, SIXTH SENSE, STAR TREK, STAR WARS, TRAINSPOTTING, UNFORGIVEN, USUAL SUSPECTS
Favorite Music TODD RUNDGREN, MOZART, STEVIE WONDER, JOBIM, MANFREDO FEST, STEELY DAN, THE BEATLES, THE RUTLES, DAVE BRUBECK, STING, U2, EARTH WIND FIRE, JAMIROQUAI, LED ZEPPELIN, CAKE, EMERSON LAKE PALMER, YES, VINCE GUARALDI, SCOTT JOPLIN, KEITH JARRETT
Favorite Books DICTIONARY, THESAURUS, ENCYCLOPEDIA, MONTAIGNE'S ESSAYS, COOKBOOKS

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Answer: This question is hard regarding faking a bard, perhaps a stroll in the yard, after eating some lard, might turn the right card, to avoid getting charred, so hire a security guard, if you want to be avant-garde.