Darius Whiteplume

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Gender	Male
Industry	Technology
Occupation	Functional Analyst
Location	Fayetteville, North Carolina, United States
Introduction	IT nerd who prefers literature to computers.
Interests	D&D, Star Trek, Russ Meyer, Macho Women with Guns, Web Development, Japan, Atheism, Eye of the Beholder, Vegetarian, Mini Cooper, ADD, ADHD, Vampirella, Last Night on Earth, Batgirl, Catwoman, Wonder Woman, Cavewoman, Danger Girl, Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, Red Sonja, Alaina Capri, Forgotten Realms
Favorite Movies	Belle du Jour, I am Curious (Blue and Yellow), Foxy Brown, Wrath of the Dragon God, The Wrath of Khan, The Sword and the Sorceror, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter series
Favorite Music	Belle & Sebastian, Project, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Joan Jett, Dolly Parton, PJ Harvey, The Donnas, Millionaires
Favorite Books	The Big Sleep, A Wild Sheep Chase, A Series of Unfortunate Events (series), Harry Potter (series), The Basic Eight, Daniel Handler, the Marquis de Sade, Haruki Murakami

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Jumping shoes?