Gender	Female
Location	United States
Introduction	Soft and Sappy
Interests	sporks, circles, apples, doors, sitting, and deep-sea diving.
Favorite movies	Stranger Than Fiction, Lord of the Rings, Serenity, Jane Eyre (Masterpiece Theater 2007), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Favorite music	Your Face
Favorite books	Ender's Game, Jane Eyre, His Dark Materials, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

Eat my photons, small heads!