Janie Nygme
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Slut |
| Location | Minneapolis, MN, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I am a modern girl on a suicide mission in the midwest to make a little sense of all this nonsense by seducing men and women alike and writing about it in this here scandalsheet for all to giggle at and gossip over. Dancing is about the only thing I can do in public that makes me happy and makes me see colors, and letters, makes me smell smells, hear tones, and feel snowflakes like pounds of static. I moved here recently from the Gol.den Sta.te but don't tell anyone, okay? I have no shame and I'm determined to prove it. |
| Interests | Dancing, Sex, Ridiculing art, ridiculing artists, Coffee, My prescription drugs, Orgasms, Casual encounters, honest conversation, medical terminology, Caffeine, 1980's, Hippies, Polish Girls, Irish Boys, Too Much Love, |
| Favorite movies | Caligula, Harold & Maude, Salo, Poltergeist, Blade Runner, When Harry Met Sally, SuperBad, La Vie en Rose, Rashomon, Romancing the Stone, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Cannibal! the Musical, |
| Favorite music | Prince, King Missile, M.I.A., CSS, The Smiths, God Lives Underwater, Bjork, The Go Team, M83, Junior Boys, Daft Punk, Elastica, Ladytron, t.A.T.u, Buzzcocks, Modest Mouse, Massive Attack, Mirah, Sigur Ros, George Michaels, Fela Kuti, Spiritualized, Nine Inch Nails, Mr. Bungle, Death From Above 1979, |
| Favorite books | Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Delta of Venus, Tropic of Cancer, Venus in Furs, Lolita, The Story of O, The Misfortunes of Virtue, Crime and Punishment, Ulysses, Anything by Dashiell Hammond |
Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
I must disagree. Those from opening obligatory birthday cards from bullshit uncles sting a little more.