Peril

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Chump.
Location United States
Introduction I'm a 24 year old agnostic/atheist living in Mormon central. I share a house with five people, all of whom don't seem to like to clean very much. I am impossibly bad at my job, and there is probably a good chance someone will eventually fire me for it. My boyfriend deserves better than me. I haven't eaten anything with four legs in 12 years. I'm technically a junior in college, but I have this problem where I will skip a semester or two. Maybe I'll graduate one day.
Interests Smoking weed, Doin' coke, Drinkin' beers.
Favorite Movies Gigli.
Favorite Music Sweating to The Oldies.
Favorite Books Penthouse Magazine, Where's Waldo.

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